I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
the back of my hand read, "say no to drugs." my palm read, "say yes to shots." when the fuck did I write that?
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
Let's get this straight. I am six fucking feet tall. Do you even understand how limited my options in guys to date are? No. Did you see my last three boyfriends? I looked like a fucking giant next to them. So I will fuck this six-foot-seven Italian model even if I am the ugliest girl at this party because, goddammit, I deserve to.
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