So when exactly did I get naked and makeout with the statue?
the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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