I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
areolas are like halos for boobs.
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
Randomize
