i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
Sex on the scooter in the parking lot wasn't the smartest idea. Actual quote from the cop as he handed me the ticket and fist bumped me.
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
I'm worried my dog collar isn't going to come in time. I might be trying on dog collars at PetSmart next week. That could get awkward.
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
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