i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
My mom is getting really tired of hearing the excuse 'it's 5 oclock somewhere'
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
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