i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
you left your dildo in my car
rules of finders keepers apply
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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