I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
Is there a non-awkward way to tell a girl I work with that she looks just like my favourite pornstar?
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
Well when I woke up this morning I didn’t think I’d be masturbating to my own LinkedIn profile today but here we are
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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