i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
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