Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
let's get her a shirt that says "i went to key west for spring break and all i got was this illegitimate child."
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
how do you casually eat pancakes with someone after they send you an unsolicited dick pic?
you don't. it's the point of no return for pancake enjoyment.
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
I know I'm high, but the dude in target definitely just told me that it's best to walk through every door in life like you're a t-rex....
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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