We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
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