it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
i have the juiciest gold medal in my pants
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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