He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
We talked him into tasing himself.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
i woke up half naked on someone's pool lounge chair in a house that i don't know, with someone's phone number scrawled on my stomach. why do i hang out with you again??
You just listed two reasons.
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
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