he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
I woke up with a random mailbox in my room with a note that said "this should probably be returned. Happy Thursday!"
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
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