Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
Woke up this morning with my period. Saw a commercial for the beginning of Shark Week. I see what you did there, Mother Nature. My pad's off to you.
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
I don't know if your celebrity crush has ever asked you for nudes, but it's fucking awesome
Don't you hate falling asleep on the couch with a glass of wine in your hand? It's like dreaming about peeing and then realizing you've peed the bed only stickier.
The cards I get dealt on tinder now are karma for fucking a married man while I was in high school.
FUCK ME I smuggled weed onto a plane by accident
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
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