I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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