i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
I may or may not have just ruined a marriage. But in my defense I got all my drinks for free tonight.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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