we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
Randomize
