It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
So the bartender from Applebees totally looks like he would take his clothes off for $40
I like how you possess the gift that turns normal guys into strippers
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
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