I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
Wow. I grabbed the wrong container to rinse my contacts- it was a beer. And it comes out waaaay faster than saline.
Well you ended up trying to convince two Greek girls that you were Greek, but failed massively by shouting at them in Spanish, and then almost vomiting after taking way too much snuff. Maybe lay off the guinness next time?
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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