Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
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