garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
There's a walmart bag of my vomit outside my front door. I just really need someone to appreciate that with me.
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
So my mom wants me to come swim with dolphins with my little sisters in October. I'm not sure how to tell her I saw a "when dolphins attack" special when I was rolling and am now terrified of them.
Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
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