you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
I recommend you throw your keys as far as you can in one direction, your phone as far as you can in the opposite direction, and hold on.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
Randomize
