The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
It would have to be recorded, because that sex tape would be humanity's primary evidence of miracles
We should get Al Michaels to provide commentary for it.
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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