you guys were way drunker than both of me
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
Just made a drug contact standing in the sandwich line in the dining hall. Is this real life?
You're my fucking hero.
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
Who is this?
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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