I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I just found a frying pan...in my bed.
The cop only confirmed I'm .22% Irish. Then I threw up on him.
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
Pretty sure I left lotion and my bra in your car. I've secured your fathers belief that your straight. You can thank me later
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
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