You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
I found my crush's facebook page. And his wife's. Apparently they are still in love. Of all the people to have happy marriages! Fuck, I'm depressed.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
the women in the ladies room did not appreciate my innovation of turning a sink into a urinal
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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