we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
I think your dad took our porno
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
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