he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
You're the reason why I want to be a better drunk
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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