I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
I was curling my hair today and I looked at my curling iron and thought...
You at least unplugged it right?
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
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