shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
nothing like a call from your drunk grandpa at midnight on a wednesday to ask your parents if you're registered to vote...
You blacked out and then went around stealing other peoples phones and leaving yourself voicemails
I got two from random numbers, the first was me and said "Don't forget you murdered Josh in Wii Bowling"
The second Jenn said "You are ridiculously smart for drunk dialing yourself"
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
i fucking swear, saying shit like "i dont get jealous" is like personally inviting your slutty friend to fuck the guy you slept with like a month ago
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
Help. Why am I so naked?
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