You realize if you die tommorow, the last memory i'll ever have of you is your ballsack on skype
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
I feel like I should remember what we did after leaving the party because apparently a llama was involved, but all I can manage is the part where I asked you to cuff my ankle to the bed so I wouldn't backflip away.
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
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