Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
He wouldn't let me put a red handprint on his face or scream to him everytime he walked away.
Why did you want to do any of that?
If someones last name is Wilson, you are obligated to pretend that you are Tom Hanks and they are a Volleyball and quote the movie when you speak to them.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
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