Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
If it wasn't obvious enough to the cops that she was drunk, she threw in, "I like the colors of the lights because it makes purple."
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
nothing says "functioning mature adult" like sneaking beer out of your mom's fridge in a lunchbox
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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