Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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