You're gonna have to start calling my house phone from now on
How come?
Cuz 'Dad' looked pretty similar to the word Dane when i sent that picture message
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
i wish that every time i slipped on a sheet of ice i had the ability to recover with a michael jackson move
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
Randomize
