But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Becoming a productive member of society?
Sam. Come on.
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
Randomize
