My brain says no but my pants say off.
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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