I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
theres no point in washing my sheets anymore. its always going to be a fine layer of booze and semen.
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
You brought us all personal gifts you had stolen from the party and bellowed "hoes hoes hoes, clepto Santa loves you"
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
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