have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
Pretty sure I asked the person at the pharmacy counter in Walgreens to marry me last night. But also remember Rachel Maddow crawling through the TV screen, so my memory might be a bit compromised...
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
A 3am FaceTime to go to IHOP is the closest thing to a bootycall that I'm getting
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
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