There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
a search helicopter?!
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
Level of drunkenness: just now when I sat down on the toilet, I had to double check to make sure I wasn't sitting on somebody's lap.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
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