Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
There are dudes in kilts outside my window practicing fire breathing with cheap vodka and a modified grill lighter. I thought you should know.
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
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