you looked like a weeble wobble. everytime we thought you were going to fall you bounced back up...you're an amazing drunk
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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