do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
I swear it's like I have a jerk off quota I have to meet each week. If I miss three days I have a wet dream and it's like a wasted jizz, and it gets everywhereeeeeee.
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
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