But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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