? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
Well sundance is in town and Im going to use my one and only shot to bang Taylor swift... Does it count as a random if shes famous?
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
Yeah, I fucked him. and the worst part is his name was Jesus. And nobody said it in Spanish. Just Jesus. There is no way I can avoid burning when I walk into a church from now on.
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
Randomize
