So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
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