Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
im typing and i feel like my hands are on backwards.
Stop texting me, I'm right here.
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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