so my mom just told me that she wouldnt pick me up and take us to taco bell at 3AM...
he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
Life lesson: using the oven as a heater= $500 electric bill
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
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