Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
i think i left my bra at your place
It's still hanging from my ceiling fan. Please let me keep it there.
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
If the blood belongs to whoever dumped glitter all over my couch than the motherfucker got what was coming to them. If not, I hope they're ok.
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
Dude, I came home and you were passed out halfway through the front door in your Minnie Mouse outfit... with a beer still in hand
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
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