Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
Apparently I made a chicken patty, angrily took it out of the microwave, walked outside, and threw it over the balcony. #me
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
Okay, let's just all take a step back and think about how funny this will seem in like a year... Maybe 2 if his nose is actually broken.
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