we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
Pretty sure I just heard the turkey yell "don't put me in there" as it was going in the oven. way too high for this holiday.
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
I didn't have cash to pay cover at the bar, so I traded the bouncer a Krispy Kreme doughnut i had in my purse
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
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