So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
just woke up under a car ? That's odd
Holy fucking shit
WAIT BUT IM WEARING A BACKPACK THAT MAGICALLY HAS 30 BEERS IN IT
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
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