Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
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