the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
I'm telling people I'm celibate. It sounds cooler when it's by choice.
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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