She punched me in the face after i pulled it out and grabbed my cell phone. Ill be the one hiding in the bushes with one shoe.
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
The next time you invite me out to a bar full of cougars warn me first. I never felt like a piece of meat before.
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
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