thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
The $10 cab ride turned into a $60 cab ride when you puked down the back of his seat trying to whisper in his ear. He was a trooper though, he came into to wash off in the sink and still tried to get your number.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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