Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
My nephew just came out playing with my moms vibrator.
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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