To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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